i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
I think it’s useful, as a famous person, to have as little separation between the perception of you and how you really are - because otherwise I’d be sitting here thinking I’m keeping secrets, and wondering when you’re going to find out.
@prattprattpratt: I just got pretty hard core up in a drug dealers face. Fuck that guy. Be good. Don’t be a drug dealer. People will think ur a piece of shit.
*identifies the cutest boy in the room .5 seconds after entering*